Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Bizarre Awards

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

bra-mask1

The 2009 Ig Nobel Prize Winners are given out by the Harvard-based humor magazine Annals of Improbable Research. Honoring the most bizarre theories and experiments. Even though the awards are tongue in cheek the research is for real, and someone paid for it

PEACE PRIZE: University of Bern, Switzerland, for determining — by experiment — whether it is better to be smashed over the head with a full bottle of beer or with an empty bottle.

MEDICINE PRIZE: Donald L. Unger, of Thousand Oaks, California, USA, for investigating a possible cause of arthritis of the fingers, by diligently cracking the knuckles of his left hand — but never cracking the knuckles of his right hand — every day for more than sixty (60) years.

PHYSICS PRIZE: Katherine K. Whitcome of the University of Cincinnati, USA, Daniel E. Lieberman of Harvard University, USA, and Liza J. Shapiro of the University of Texas, USA, for analytically determining why pregnant women don’t tip over.

MATHEMATICS PRIZE: Gideon Gono, governor of Zimbabwe’s Reserve Bank, for giving people a simple, everyday way to cope with a wide range of numbers — from very small to very big — by having his bank print bank notes with denominations ranging from one cent ($.01) to one hundred trillion dollars ($100,000,000,000,000).

Some past Award winners

MEDICINE: Francis M. Fesmire of the University Of Tennessee College Of Medicine, for his medical case report” “Termination of Intractable Hiccups with Digital Rectal Massage”. In our day we used to be told to drink a glass of water backwards. But research now suggests that, for intractable hiccups, a simple finger up the bottom can work wonders. As it can for so many things

MEDICINE: Brian Witcombe of Gloucester, UK, and Dan Meyer of Antioch, Tennessee, USA, for their penetrating medical report “Sword Swallowing and Its Side Effects.”

PHYSICS: L. Mahadevan of Harvard University, USA, and Enrique Cerda Villablanca of Universidad de Santiago de Chile, for studying how sheets become wrinkled.

CHEMISTRY: Mayu Yamamoto of the International Medical Center of Japan, for developing a way to extract vanillin — vanilla fragrance and flavoring — from cow dung.

LINGUISTICS: Juan Manuel Toro, Josep B. Trobalon and Núria Sebastián-Gallés, of Universitat de Barcelona, for showing that rats sometimes cannot tell the difference between a person speaking Japanese backwards and a person speaking Dutch backwards.

PEACE: The Air Force Wright Laboratory, Dayton, Ohio, USA, for instigating research & development on a chemical weapon — the so-called “gay bomb” — that will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other.

AVIATION: PatriciaV. Agostino, Santiago A. Plano and Diego A. Golombek of Universidad Nacionalde Quilmes, Argentina, for their discovery that Viagra aids jetlag recovery in hamsters.

DUI Barkolounger

Thursday, October 29th, 2009
DUI Barcolounger

DUI Barcolounger

A small town police department in Minnesota will put a motorized lounge chair up for auction next week after it was seized in a drunken driving incident. Built on top of a riding lawn mower engine, the chair is decorated with stickers proclaiming “hell yeah it’s fast” and “I smoked your [expletive]“, and can get up to speeds of 20 miles per hour. It was seized after the owner, smashed it into a parked car on his way back from a local bar in Proctor, Minnesota. Anderson told police the only reason he hit the car was because a girl jumped up on the chair.

I’ll Fix It

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Since the beginning someone is always tiring to reinvent the wheel, or build a better widget. Check out these Darwinian repair jobs.

You can use the shower now

You can use the shower now

I am recycling, look at the lawn

I am recycling, look at the lawn

Hot water works, and you can plug in your hairdryer

Hot water works, and you can plug in your hairdryer

Express checkout

Express checkout

Finished the job in the bathroom
Finished the job in the bathroom
Honey! I fixed the barbque

Honey! I fixed the barbque

Need to Do Your 4th of July Cooking Quickly?

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Then you need one of these on your deck:

Hemi Grill

“With the power and torque of the 5.7-liter V-8 HEMI engine, the grill can cook 240 HEMI dogs in three minutes and is covered by more than 330 square feet of steel.”

Read more: http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/1631#ixzz0JqdL4qDn&C

Funny Last Minute Father’s Day Cards

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

The team over at Jib-Jab have made up a bunch of Father’s Day animated e-cards. They have quite a few that are hilarious.

In particular, check out the Dad PSA and Dad Action Figure .

Cures for Saggy Butt Syndrome

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Well there is an unofficial name, some hypothetical causes, and a number of solutions for an affliction of many men as they age, “Saggy Butt Syndrome.”   The butt seems to flatten out and disappear altogether as the years go by. Spokane Al offers a number of thoughts on the subject.

It gets a lesser amount of exercise because all it does is sit; sit at work, sit in the car, sit on the couch, causing the muscle to deteriorate and turn to flab.

Some solutions might include:

  • The first line of defense for a saggy butt syndrome is exercise. Things like squats, lunges and power cleans are sure to put a little more junk in your trunk.
  • Wearing the right pants can make a huge difference. Road jeans are designed to fit the wearer comfortably and with a attractively
  • The third option could be butt implant surgery, and that can prove to be costly, and painful.

Any other ideas out there?